Life is what you allow yourself not to see.
They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven't changed. The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
God didn't miss any of us.
Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
Don't call me son unless you're going to include me in your will. (When Adolph Rupp called him, "Son.")
Can't win without talent, you know.