Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle. Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Don't be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.
When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!