Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.

On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.

The people who know basketball, their elevators don't go to the top.

Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.

It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what's in a box score. A box score does not properly represent the most important thing - team play. It shows some guy scoring 27 points, but it doesn't show that my 27-point man let his guy score 30.

I'm an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.

It's a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.