Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Can't win without talent, you know.
If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.