They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven't changed. The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
Help one kid at a time. He'll maybe go back and help a few more.
Make your life exciting. Do what you have to do as long as you don't hurt people.
When I'm losing, they call me nuts. When I'm winning, they call me eccentric.
All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.