What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!