I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we'd pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.