I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.

I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.

I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.

I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.