How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.