How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.