How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.