There aren't that many superstars around anymore.
I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.
I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.