I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.