I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

You don't need to be defined by your job.

I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.