I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

You fake something until you're good at it.

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.

I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.