I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.

One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.