I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
Al YankovicPeople say releasing an album is like giving birth, but itโs more like having a gallbladder operation.
Al YankovicBy the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
Al YankovicMy velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
Al Yankovic