Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
Al YankovicAt this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.
Al YankovicThere are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
Al Yankovic