Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones'?'

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.