I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.

No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.