Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.