Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.

I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.