Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

Well I've made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it's probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I've known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we've been friends. About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.