I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.

A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.

Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.