My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
There aren't that many superstars around anymore.
He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.