Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
Alan BennettThose who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories, knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.
Alan BennettOne of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human. One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
Alan BennettChildren always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
Alan Bennett