We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.
Alan BennettHistory is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
Alan BennettHad your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
Alan BennettI've never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin. The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
Alan BennettThe appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature. Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
Alan Bennett