A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.

I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.

I'm not a great shopper but I do buy a lot of books. I'm the publishers' friend - I buy a hundred books a year and read four.

The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary.

The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in.

I'm more inclined to linger in the science pages of 'The Week' magazine. But my principle obsessions are still watching sitcoms and football.

A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.