There's a lot to do when you're a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting on with.

There's a lot to do when you're a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting on with.

The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary.

I'm not a great shopper but I do buy a lot of books. I'm the publishers' friend - I buy a hundred books a year and read four.

I like pubs too, but it's hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. I don't want to moan about being recognised but I do get a bit of grief sometimes.

The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in.

I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.