When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.

I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.

My great-grandfather was a self-taught man, and his library was extraordinary. I read the lot.

I love research so much that I do an enormous amount; it helps put off the moment of starting to write the story.

I'll buy metaphor, but simile's a cop-out used by scaredycats who won't commit to anything. Simile's for cowards.

She wants to be flowers, but you make her owls. You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting.

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.