When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.

I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.

I'll buy metaphor, but simile's a cop-out used by scaredycats who won't commit to anything. Simile's for cowards.

Everything I have ever written has been in the same chair, in the same room.

I learnt that I must never finish a book with nothing else to do.

Ive learned never to try and force words to come.

My attitude is that if anybody of any age wants to read a book, let them, but I do think that no child would want to read Boneland.