I'm not a particularly dark individual. I have my moments, it's true, but I do have a sense of humor.

We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings.

Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask.

I love films that are made with almost no budget.

Please don't worry. It's a psychological complaint, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she's a coffee table edition.

If you give me a typewriter and I'm having a good day, I can write a scene that will astonish its readers. That will perhaps make them laugh, perhaps make them cry - that will have some emotional clout to it. It doesn't cost much to do that.

If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.