If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
There is no such thing as a free variable.