Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
Alan PerlisWhen someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
Alan PerlisBecause of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches: Banality soothes our nerves.
Alan Perlis