If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
Because of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches: Banality soothes our nerves.
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.