We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.

A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.

Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.

A picture is worth 10K words - but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.

Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.

In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.

In English every word can be verbed.