We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.

C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.

Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.