If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.

In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.

It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?

In English every word can be verbed.

We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.

Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?