Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.

Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.

You think you KNOW when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.

FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.

Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.

Any noun can be verbed.