If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.

Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.

There is no such thing as a free variable.

C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.

Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

Any noun can be verbed.