In English every word can be verbed.

You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.

One man's constant is another man's variable.

Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.

Because of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches: Banality soothes our nerves.

To understand a program, you must become both the machine and the program.

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.