We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.
Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.
The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.