You think you KNOW when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.

In man-machine symbiosis, it is man who must adjust: The machines can't.

C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.

It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?

In English every word can be verbed.

It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.

We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.