Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.