C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.

Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.

Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.

Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.

You think you KNOW when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.