C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

Often it is the means that justify the ends: goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.

Because of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches: Banality soothes our nerves.

Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

Any noun can be verbed.