I don't like this young crudeness now which is supposed to be comedy on Friday nights.

I don't like paying 50 per cent of tax.

I got on a high believing everything I would produce was going to sell at the rate I wanted.

Don't try to blame the rest of the world. The blame only lies with you. Recognize that immediately.

In America, everybody thinks they're an entrepreneur. That's the problem. It's not a title that anybody should call oneself.

There is a lot of luck in football. Following England is like following Wycombe Wanders or Leyton Orient. You hope for the best and hope you are lucky.

I know you're Belgian, that's where those waffles come from.