If there was a market in mass-produced portable nuclear weapons, we'd market them, too.

I don't like this young crudeness now which is supposed to be comedy on Friday nights.

I know you're Belgian, that's where those waffles come from.

The boring side of business is what makes it work.

An entrepreneur is not what you call yourself, it's what someone calls you in recognition of what you've achieved. I call Richard Branson an entrepreneur. Rupert Murdoch called me one. Anybody who stands up and says: 'I'm an entrepreneur' needs shooting. You'll drive people crazy.

If there was a market in mass-produced portable nuclear weapons, we'd market them, too.

I did not come into football to make money. I had already made millions.