Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy. Worse, actually, at least the eunuch is allowed to watch.

I have children. I have a family to support. But I really could live in a one-room apartment, as long as the television worked. I never needed anything. Just a comfortable chair and I'm fine.

Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.

Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived.

I like movies about failing.

I can't not put humor in a book.

Movies are an expensive business.