I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.

If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.

I'm a member of the Academy, but I don't know who all the other Academy members are. It's not like a politician who knows who is in the Iowa caucus.

I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.