I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.

All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that's all people know how to do when they're improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other.

I never wanted to be a director.

Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

Movies are an expensive business.