I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that's all people know how to do when they're improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other.

Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything - real feelings, true happiness, real joy. They can't get through that fog. But you lift it, and buddy, you're in for the ride of your life.

It's interesting when you're part of a group - the Jews, to be exact - that the world has had such problems with.

I've always felt like I work in a small little area that doesn't represent anything like the rest of society.

How many people didn't get a part who would have been better than the person who got the part? Thousands.

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.