If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.

I've always liked to think ahead. Not stupid-far ahead. A hundred years doesn't interest me. But 20 years interests me, and more for what happens to humans as opposed to things.

Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at four o'clock. He liked to direct it. But, to me, directing is tedious. Especially if you're acting in it. And I'm inherently lazy.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

If you're going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn't expect.

Acceptance is going to a restaurant where the salad's not great, but the steak is fine.

Regrets are stupid; they don't mean anything and they don't add up to anything.