If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.