Acceptance is going to a restaurant where the salad's not great, but the steak is fine.

Twitter is the Devil's playground.

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come.

I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.

If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.