One of the things I like about a character: I always think it's fascinating when a character can turn on a dime and go from one emotion to another. I like watching that.

How many people didn't get a part who would have been better than the person who got the part? Thousands.

I don't think the goal is, 'How big a star did you ever become?' I think the goal is, 'Were you able to express yourself?'

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.

For the most part, improvising while cameras are rolling is very difficult. 99% of people you should never ask to do that, because they're under pressure, the clock is running, 80 people are staring at you...it's always unnatural.