I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.

I don't think the goal is, 'How big a star did you ever become?' I think the goal is, 'Were you able to express yourself?'

Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.

You know, I became a director out of necessity. I was writing comedies, and I couldn't find anybody to deliver it correctly.

For the most part, improvising while cameras are rolling is very difficult. 99% of people you should never ask to do that, because they're under pressure, the clock is running, 80 people are staring at you...it's always unnatural.

Regrets are stupid; they don't mean anything and they don't add up to anything.

I don't want to get close to people who have secrets that I don't know about.