The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to even understand how my art form I could process any of this. When the world changed, eliciting laughter with subjects that were funny to me before 9/11 just didnt seem good enough.

Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.

It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you're not.

I guess 'The Player' was a pretty good L.A. movie. And 'Chinatown.' Was there ever a better L.A. movie about a certain period in L.A.? That was terrific.

I'm a big consumer of news and I have my six newspaper sites booked. And what I like bout Twitter is it's almost, it allows me to make a comment about something that's just on my mind.