The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to even understand how my art form I could process any of this. When the world changed, eliciting laughter with subjects that were funny to me before 9/11 just didnt seem good enough.

Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come.

If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.

It's interesting when you're part of a group - the Jews, to be exact - that the world has had such problems with.

Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.

Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.

I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.