Someone asked me "what do you think of Donald Trump?" And I said, "I would rather vote for Hillary Clinton in jail." If she gets convicted, I'll vote for her for president.

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

You never do a movie and not want it to work. You accept whatever it is. You have to, but nobody in their right mind would not want the movie to be getting talked about at the end of the year.

I like movies about failing.

Film is the cheapest part of the movie making process. The expense is the 100-man crew and the financing and everything.

Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.

If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.