Someone asked me "what do you think of Donald Trump?" And I said, "I would rather vote for Hillary Clinton in jail." If she gets convicted, I'll vote for her for president.

Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'

Nothing surprises me. After Donald Trump, nothing matters, does it?

Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.

I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.'

I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.

If you paint, write, do mosaics, knit - if it's solving that part of your brain saying, 'I need to do this,' you've won.