I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.
Albert BrooksIf anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.
Albert BrooksTwitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.
Albert Brooks