Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.

Movies are an expensive business.

I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.

The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable.

Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.