So I think if you're happy with your brain, you're powerful.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

When you improvise on the spot, people are very reluctant to have soft moments or quiet moments or sad moments because they're trying to fill up the spaces. So they always go towards, "How come you're late?! You're supposed to have my shirt ready! You call this a dry cleaner?!" That's what happens. That's why improvising on the spot gets very dicey.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at four o'clock. He liked to direct it. But, to me, directing is tedious. Especially if you're acting in it. And I'm inherently lazy.

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.