When I went to acting school, the kids that got the best grades were the kids that could cry on cue. But it didn't really translate into careers for any of them, because the external is the easy part.

Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.

Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.

The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable.

Acceptance is going to a restaurant where the salad's not great, but the steak is fine.

You never do a movie and not want it to work. You accept whatever it is. You have to, but nobody in their right mind would not want the movie to be getting talked about at the end of the year.

Someone asked me "what do you think of Donald Trump?" And I said, "I would rather vote for Hillary Clinton in jail." If she gets convicted, I'll vote for her for president.