I made one great mistake in my life-when I signed the letter to President Roosevelt recommending that atom bombs be made but there was some justification-the danger that the Germans would make them.

With me every peep becomes a trumpet solo.

I see only with deep regret that God punishes so many of His children for their numerous stupidities, for which only He Himself can be held responsible; in my opinion, only His nonexistence could excuse Him.

It is a precarious undertaking to say anything reliable about aims and intentions.

Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving?

Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.

Toreador pants make your feet look big too